Microsoft Uses AI For Smarter Windows Updates, AI Gives Up
In an unforeseen twist in the tech world, Microsoft’s latest venture to utilize artificial intelligence for the deployment of smarter, more intuitive […]
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Billion-Dollar AI Startup Metallic Intellect Bringing Terminator To Life
Remember that existential dread you get when your Roomba gets slightly too ambitious navigating under the couch? Brace yourselves, folks, because “Metallic Intellect” (MI […]
AI Model for Latin Accidentally Raises the Dead
In a bizarre turn of events that has left scientists and necromancers alike scratching their heads, a new AI model designed to […]
Biden Mistakenly Halts All Potato Chip Shipments to China Instead of Semiconductor Chips
In a move that has left snack enthusiasts in turmoil and semiconductor experts scratching their heads, President Biden has mistakenly halted all […]