Google Tests Showing Full Recipes in Search Results, Crushing Dreams of Food Bloggers
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the culinary corner of the internet, Google has begun testing a feature that displays […]
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YouTube Ads To Play The Most Annoying Sound In The World If Ignored
YouTube, in its never-ending quest to capture and retain viewer attention, has unveiled its latest, and perhaps most audacious, advertising strategy yet. […]
Corporate SmackDown: Future Silicon Valley Mergers to Be Decided by WWE-style Matches
Wall Street analysts were left drop-kicking their spreadsheets and the average American gleefully clutching their remote, after a groundbreaking proposal was put […]
Office Morale Skyrockets as “That Bitch from Marketing” Turns in Her Two Month Notice
Corporate America, USA – In a turn of events that has sent shockwaves of joy throughout the office, “That Bitch from Marketing,” […]
AI Model for Latin Accidentally Raises the Dead
In a bizarre turn of events that has left scientists and necromancers alike scratching their heads, a new AI model designed to […]
California Fines Zoom for Having a Physical Office and Not Being Fully Remote
In a move that has left the corporate world in a state of paradox-induced whiplash, California has slapped Zoom with a hefty […]
“The Cloud Will Take Over Everything,” Said Octogenarian Firing Bullets into the Sky
In a bizarre standoff between man and technology, 83-year-old Harold “Old Man” Jenkins took to his backyard this Tuesday, shotgun in hand, […]
“Fuck You, Handle Your Own Shit for Once!” – Screams Exhausted Management Consultant
In an unprecedented display of raw emotion that has left the corporate world both stunned and secretly nodding in agreement, Vince Varuka, […]
Startups’ Journey Eerily Mirrors That of Game of Thrones
In the sprawling kingdom of Silicon Valley, where startups sprout like mushrooms after a rain, there lies a tale as old as […]
Silicon Valley’s New Healthcare Plan: Just Don’t Get Sick
In a bold move that has left the rest of the nation in awe, Silicon Valley has unveiled its revolutionary new healthcare […]