Silicon Valley’s Ultimate Race: Time Travel for Cheap Bitcoin Investments
Silicon Valley, CA – In a move that has left venture capitalists scrambling for their DeLoreans and physicists questioning their life choices, […]
Author: Emily Sage
Germany is Turning Retiring Baby Boomers Into Cyborgs to Counter Manpower Shortages
Germany, in a move that seems ripped straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel, has unveiled a plan so audacious, it […]
X, Formerly Known as Twitter, to Test $1,000 Per Month Subscription to “Attract the Big Boys”
In a bold move that has left the internet’s jaw on the floor, X, the social media phoenix formerly known as Twitter, […]
Entrepreneur Suggests Building Hotels to Break Silicon Valley Monopoly
In a bold move to disrupt the Silicon Valley monopoly, entrepreneur Barry Boardwalk held a press conference yesterday to unveil his groundbreaking […]
Biden Mistakenly Halts All Potato Chip Shipments to China Instead of Semiconductor Chips
In a move that has left snack enthusiasts in turmoil and semiconductor experts scratching their heads, President Biden has mistakenly halted all […]
LinkedIn Runs Out of Staff to Let Go, Asks Microsoft to Layoff Some of Theirs
In a groundbreaking move that has left the business world in a state of bemused shock, LinkedIn, the professional networking giant, has […]
New Startup to Replace the Sun with a More Energy-Efficient LED
In a move that has left both astronomers and electricians scratching their heads, a newly funded Silicon Valley startup, SunLite Tech, has […]
Study Reveals 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs Think They’re the 1% Changing the World
Silicon Valley, CA – A groundbreaking study released earlier this week has unveiled a startling revelation: 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs believe […]
Apple’s ‘iMirror’ Requires Security Questions Before Reflecting
In a groundbreaking move that left consumers both awed and slightly perplexed, Apple has unveiled its latest innovation: the iMirror. However, in […]
Smart Toothbrush ‘Deca Dent’ Now Livestreams Your Brushing
Chomp City, CC – In an age where privacy seems to be eroding faster than enamel on a candy-addict’s molars, one company […]