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Remember that existential dread you get when your Roomba gets slightly too ambitious navigating under the couch? Brace yourselves, folks, because “Metallic Intellect” (MI […]
Tech billionaire and self-proclaimed “meme lord” Elon Musk has unveiled his latest brainchild: VoteCoin. This revolutionary new cryptocurrency is already trading at […]
A new study funded by the totally-not-biased consortium known as “Big Chair” suggests that standing desks might be the silent killer lurking […]
In a groundbreaking event that has rocked the tech world to its very core, OpenBSD 7.6 was released this evening. Reports indicate […]
In a move that has left Silicon Valley analysts resetting their sundials, tech giant Apple Inc. has announced a drastic pivot in […]
In an unprecedented display of technological ingenuity, Silicon Valley’s brightest minds have outdone themselves once again. This week, the tech world is […]
In a groundbreaking announcement that has both astronomers and astrologers looking skyward, the World Astrology Organization (WAO) has declared its plans to […]
In a world where plant-based meats are sprouting up like weeds, one daring biotech firm has decided to swim against the current. […]
In an unexpected twist in the ever-surprising world of non-fungible tokens (NFTs), a dog named Buster has chewed his way to millionaire […]
In an astronomical upgrade to the dubious world of astrology, a new app claims to have cracked the cosmic code to your […]