Apple’s ‘iMirror’ Requires Security Questions Before Reflecting
In a groundbreaking move that left consumers both awed and slightly perplexed, Apple has unveiled its latest innovation: the iMirror. However, in […]
Smart Toothbrush ‘Deca Dent’ Now Livestreams Your Brushing
Chomp City, CC – In an age where privacy seems to be eroding faster than enamel on a candy-addict’s molars, one company […]
WhatsApp Introduces New ‘Morse Code’ Ultra Privacy Mode
Silicon Folly Valley – In a bid to up the ante on messaging privacy, WhatsApp has unveiled its most encrypted feature yet: […]
New Cryptocurrency Scamcoin Promises Guaranteed Returns
Silicon Satire Valley, SS – In a world ridden with elaborate crypto schemes and the constant hunt for the next Bitcoin, the […]
Yahoo! Simplifies to “Y” and Zapier Zooms Down to “Z”
Silicon Valley, CA – In a radical move that shocked tech aficionados and minimalists worldwide, Yahoo! and Zapier took a page out […]
5G Controversy Continues: Study Finds It Causes Taco Cravings
Palo Alto, CA – The debate surrounding the potential side effects of 5G technology took an unexpected twist this week. A groundbreaking […]
Apple Announces New iPhone That Can Only Be Charged With a $1000 Cable
BREAKING: Apple Unveils iPhone UltraPlus — Can Only Be Charged Using The Exclusive $1000 “iCable Pro” CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold […]