Biden Mistakenly Halts All Potato Chip Shipments to China Instead of Semiconductor Chips
In a move that has left snack enthusiasts in turmoil and semiconductor experts scratching their heads, President Biden has mistakenly halted all […]
LinkedIn Runs Out of Staff to Let Go, Asks Microsoft to Layoff Some of Theirs
In a groundbreaking move that has left the business world in a state of bemused shock, LinkedIn, the professional networking giant, has […]
“The Cloud Will Take Over Everything,” Said Octogenarian Firing Bullets into the Sky
In a bizarre standoff between man and technology, 83-year-old Harold “Old Man” Jenkins took to his backyard this Tuesday, shotgun in hand, […]
“Fuck You, Handle Your Own Shit for Once!” – Screams Exhausted Management Consultant
In an unprecedented display of raw emotion that has left the corporate world both stunned and secretly nodding in agreement, Vince Varuka, […]
New Startup to Replace the Sun with a More Energy-Efficient LED
In a move that has left both astronomers and electricians scratching their heads, a newly funded Silicon Valley startup, SunLite Tech, has […]
Startups’ Journey Eerily Mirrors That of Game of Thrones
In the sprawling kingdom of Silicon Valley, where startups sprout like mushrooms after a rain, there lies a tale as old as […]
Silicon Valley’s New Healthcare Plan: Just Don’t Get Sick
In a bold move that has left the rest of the nation in awe, Silicon Valley has unveiled its revolutionary new healthcare […]
Silicon Valley to be Relocated to Antarctica to Cut Down on AC Bills
In a chilling announcement that has left the tech world cold, Silicon Valley magnates have unveiled a groundbreaking plan to relocate the […]
Tech Billionaire Announces Plans to Colonize Mars, But Only for Those Who Can Hustle on LinkedIn
Palo Alto, CA – In a press conference that left attendees both stunned and frantically updating their LinkedIn profiles, tech billionaire and […]
Study Reveals 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs Think They’re the 1% Changing the World
Silicon Valley, CA – A groundbreaking study released earlier this week has unveiled a startling revelation: 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs believe […]