Silicon Valley’s Latest Breakthrough: The ‘Smart Pebble’
In an unprecedented display of technological ingenuity, Silicon Valley’s brightest minds have outdone themselves once again. This week, the tech world is […]
Month: November 2023
World Astrology Organization To Redraw Constellations Based On Starklink Satellites
In a groundbreaking announcement that has both astronomers and astrologers looking skyward, the World Astrology Organization (WAO) has declared its plans to […]
YouTube Ads To Play The Most Annoying Sound In The World If Ignored
YouTube, in its never-ending quest to capture and retain viewer attention, has unveiled its latest, and perhaps most audacious, advertising strategy yet. […]
BioTech Firm Turns Meat Into Revolting Synthetic Vegetable
In a world where plant-based meats are sprouting up like weeds, one daring biotech firm has decided to swim against the current. […]
Dog Accidentally Creates NFT While Chewing on Tablet, Becomes Millionaire
In an unexpected twist in the ever-surprising world of non-fungible tokens (NFTs), a dog named Buster has chewed his way to millionaire […]
Astrology App Uses JWST Images and AI For Accurate Horoscopes
In an astronomical upgrade to the dubious world of astrology, a new app claims to have cracked the cosmic code to your […]
Corporate SmackDown: Future Silicon Valley Mergers to Be Decided by WWE-style Matches
Wall Street analysts were left drop-kicking their spreadsheets and the average American gleefully clutching their remote, after a groundbreaking proposal was put […]
Silicon Valley’s Ultimate Race: Time Travel for Cheap Bitcoin Investments
Silicon Valley, CA – In a move that has left venture capitalists scrambling for their DeLoreans and physicists questioning their life choices, […]
Office Morale Skyrockets as “That Bitch from Marketing” Turns in Her Two Month Notice
Corporate America, USA – In a turn of events that has sent shockwaves of joy throughout the office, “That Bitch from Marketing,” […]
AI Model for Latin Accidentally Raises the Dead
In a bizarre turn of events that has left scientists and necromancers alike scratching their heads, a new AI model designed to […]