Germany is Turning Retiring Baby Boomers Into Cyborgs to Counter Manpower Shortages
Germany, in a move that seems ripped straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel, has unveiled a plan so audacious, it […]
Month: October 2023
X, Formerly Known as Twitter, to Test $1,000 Per Month Subscription to “Attract the Big Boys”
In a bold move that has left the internet’s jaw on the floor, X, the social media phoenix formerly known as Twitter, […]
Entrepreneur Suggests Building Hotels to Break Silicon Valley Monopoly
In a bold move to disrupt the Silicon Valley monopoly, entrepreneur Barry Boardwalk held a press conference yesterday to unveil his groundbreaking […]
California Fines Zoom for Having a Physical Office and Not Being Fully Remote
In a move that has left the corporate world in a state of paradox-induced whiplash, California has slapped Zoom with a hefty […]
Biden Mistakenly Halts All Potato Chip Shipments to China Instead of Semiconductor Chips
In a move that has left snack enthusiasts in turmoil and semiconductor experts scratching their heads, President Biden has mistakenly halted all […]
LinkedIn Runs Out of Staff to Let Go, Asks Microsoft to Layoff Some of Theirs
In a groundbreaking move that has left the business world in a state of bemused shock, LinkedIn, the professional networking giant, has […]
“The Cloud Will Take Over Everything,” Said Octogenarian Firing Bullets into the Sky
In a bizarre standoff between man and technology, 83-year-old Harold “Old Man” Jenkins took to his backyard this Tuesday, shotgun in hand, […]
“Fuck You, Handle Your Own Shit for Once!” – Screams Exhausted Management Consultant
In an unprecedented display of raw emotion that has left the corporate world both stunned and secretly nodding in agreement, Vince Varuka, […]
New Startup to Replace the Sun with a More Energy-Efficient LED
In a move that has left both astronomers and electricians scratching their heads, a newly funded Silicon Valley startup, SunLite Tech, has […]
Startups’ Journey Eerily Mirrors That of Game of Thrones
In the sprawling kingdom of Silicon Valley, where startups sprout like mushrooms after a rain, there lies a tale as old as […]