Silicon Valley’s New Healthcare Plan: Just Don’t Get Sick
In a bold move that has left the rest of the nation in awe, Silicon Valley has unveiled its revolutionary new healthcare […]
Month: September 2023
Silicon Valley to be Relocated to Antarctica to Cut Down on AC Bills
In a chilling announcement that has left the tech world cold, Silicon Valley magnates have unveiled a groundbreaking plan to relocate the […]
Tech Billionaire Announces Plans to Colonize Mars, But Only for Those Who Can Hustle on LinkedIn
Palo Alto, CA – In a press conference that left attendees both stunned and frantically updating their LinkedIn profiles, tech billionaire and […]
Study Reveals 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs Think They’re the 1% Changing the World
Silicon Valley, CA – A groundbreaking study released earlier this week has unveiled a startling revelation: 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs believe […]
Apple’s ‘iMirror’ Requires Security Questions Before Reflecting
In a groundbreaking move that left consumers both awed and slightly perplexed, Apple has unveiled its latest innovation: the iMirror. However, in […]