Tech billionaire and self-proclaimed "meme lord" Elon Musk has unveiled his latest brainchild: VoteCoin. This revolutionary new cryptocurrency is already trading at a staggering $1 million per vote, making it the most expensive way to potentially undermine democracy since the invention of lobbying. How VoteCoin Works (or Doesn't) Musk, speaking at a rally in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, where he was busy Trump-stumping and possibly violating several laws, explained the concept: Sign a petition from Musk's "Definitely Not Trying to Buy Votes" PAC Vote for any candidate with the initials DT Receive one VoteCoin ??? Profit! "It's simple," Musk tweeted later. "VoteCoin is the future of democracy. Think of it as a blockchain-based freedom token. Also, did I mention Tesla is working on a car that runs on pure electoral energy?" The Fine Print Only registered voters living in swing states like Pennsylvania, Georgia, Nevada, or Arizona are eligible to receive VoteCoins. Because nothing says "fair and balanced election" like targeting only the states that matter, right? Legal experts have pointed out that this scheme is "about as legal as using Monopoly money to pay your taxes." UCLA political science professor Rick Hasen wrote in his Election Law Blog, "If violating election